35 Honest Thoughts About Sex After Marriage

35 Honest Thoughts About Sex After Marriage

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What happens to a couple's sex life after they say their "I dos"? It depends who you ask.

We recently posed that question to our readers on Facebook, and their responses ran the gamut -- some were painfully honest, some were wonderfully sincere and others were lighthearted and playful. Find out what they had to say below.

Sex after marriage is basically...

1. " A possibility till you find out he used all the jelly and coffee cream again." - Caragh G

2. "Ordering your favorite ice cream. You know what to expect every single time." - Jenny J. 4. "Like sex before marriage. I mostly do it by myself." - Steven C.

3. "Hard to come by." - Aaron E.

5. "What you make it. Come on, people -- be accountable!" - Karen W.

6. "Kinda like going on Space Mountain. It's a good ride, but there's never any real danger." - Jay S.

7. "About timing: trying to either make or prevent a baby." - Jasminne M.

11. "Routine." - Gina Marie T.

9. "Realizing your ceiling needs to be painted." - Nina R.

10. "The same as before you were married." - Kathryn B.

12. "A priority. Consider it like an appointment and schedule time for it." - Lori S.

13. "Hilarious -- especially when you're interrupted by a sleepy toddler." - Jessica G

14. "Like going to Disneyland and being the only two people in the park." - Rio T.

15. "Impossible. We have six kids." - Crystal H

19. "Infrequent, yet still obligatory." - Ian G.

16. "Like a Bigfoot sighting! " - Teri O.

17. "Unf**kingbelievable!" - Yael E.

18. "Like getting to the bottom of an ice cream cone and finding out there is chocolate!" - Sarah F.

20. "Fantastic! Someone knowing your body inside and out, and knowing exactly what to do to it is pretty damn mind-blowing." - Skye B.

26. "Is the epitome of a good relationship and the icing on the cake." - Debbie L. 29. "What each of your libidos makes it." - Dianna W.

21. "The most important. You didn't marry a roommate. Keep it a priority." - Chantal L.

22. "Better than ever! Way Better. Even after 31 years of being together." - Carol W.

24. "An exercise in frustration. You want it but you're tired and it's a whole lotta work." - Seraphina G.

25. "A series of diminishing returns on the initial investment." - Sharon M.

27. "The start of keeping the intimacy alive with fun and new ideas that you can explore with your husband or wife." - Liz C.

30. "Just gets better and better." - Ellana D.

32. "Part of an ongoing process just like marriage itself. Both need patience, communication, give and take and at times a sense of humor." - Judith V.

33. "Connecting! Intimate! Comforting." - Marsha R.

35. "Freaking awesome and enough on a biweekly basis." - Sophie G.

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