Generally when I do these shoe posts, I make a point to provide a range of pricing options, from $30 pleather flats that might start falling apart after one wear, all the way up to "Holy shit, those shoes cost more than my entire catering budget!"

Last week, a reader wrote in to very specifically request a post about Charlotte Olympia's line of shoes.

I took one look at had three responses:

1. HOLY SHIT AMAZING
2. HOLY SHIT SO MANY KITTY-FACED SHOES!
3. HOLY SHIT OFFBEAT BRIDES ARE GOING TO BE VERY UNHAPPY ABOUT THESE PRICES.

These shoes start at about $500, so really for most of us this will be a fun virtual shopping post.

(Although the Random Bonus Shoes are only $30, so YAY!)

For those of you who find these shoes accessible, we demand many many photos of you wearing them on your wedding day.

Random bonus shoe

WOOHOO! $30!!