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Raise your hand (or your leg), beach brides! Whether you're planning a destination wedding, beach wedding, or otherwise "hot place and you don't want to wear heels" wedding, you may be considering wedding sandals. (Then again, you may be considering completely BARE feet, which is freaking awesome. Did you know we have an entire archive full of barefoot brides? Did you know we have archives for practically every wedding idea ever considered? You should try our search bar. It's tastier than chocolate.)

Chocolate.

Wait. Where was I, other than drowning in discount Cadbury eggs from the post-Easter sales aisle. Right, right: I was talking about wedding sandals. Let's take a look at 20 pairs of my favorites, from gladiators to thongs to more fancy open flats:

Random bonus weird thing you can register for:

Fuck yeah, octopus bowl:

(Pro tip: set up a universal registry on Amazon to immediately add weird shit like this to YOUR registry.)

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