Our sponsor Cads About Matrimony (aka "A wedding game for people who hate love." aka "The most efficient way to humiliate everyone in your wedding party." aka "About 1/10 the price but at least 1/4 the fun of a stripper.") is back with a special announcement.

But first, for those of you who don't know about this game, here's the dealio with the very best wedding game even for people who hate wedding games...

Why this wedding game doesn't suck:

Cads About Matrimony is designed as both satire and homage to all our weird and wonderful cultural baggage around love, marriage and weddings. It's a great way to bring people together in ways few other wedding activities can (I'm looking at you Bridal Pictionary) because it's a raunchy, snarky, borderline-inappropriate game that can break down barriers and expand people's comfort zones at lightning speed.

More game to love:

Cads About Matrimony now has two new products they are unveiling this wedding season:

In addition to the original Cads About Matrimony wedding game, they are releasing a 110-card first expansion pack, which includes more ridiculous humor to complement the original game.

They're also releasing a "blanks" deck - a deck of Cads-branded blank cards that you can fill in with your own terrible stuff to make a personalized game, and/or use for wedding props and favors! We heard that one bride is using them for her guest sign-in cards at her wedding. (Brilliant AF!)

What players are saying:

"Absolutely hysterical! The question and answer cards set it up as just as great as Cards Against Humanity... I recommend this for any bachelorette party, bachelor party (especially if you're trying to do an alcohol-free party!) or newlywed couple. Tons of fun!" - MChristopherson

"This was a smash at my girlfriend's bachelorette party!! I was in charge of games and I got this one last-minute. I'm glad I did because it turned out to be everyone's favorite game."
-Amazon Reviewer Jessica I

"This game was a huge hit at my friend's bachelorette party! We all laughed so hard! "These cards are amazing" came out more than once! "
-Amazon reviewer Lauren

"Such a fun game! I bought it for a bachelorette party and everyone loved it! We even learned some new things. I just wish it was bigger."
-Amazon Reviewer Katrina

"I just wish it was bigger..."

... Is not something you'll say about Cads anymore! Just get yourself the OG game, and the expansion pack, PLUS the blank cards (I just love the guest book idea!), and keep the laughs coming while you game your way through wedding planning.