In the five years I've been writing shoe posts (Hello? What the hell? How has it been that long?), I've always been able to track product purchases. As always, I can't see WHO buys what (your Hitachi purchases are safe, friends - no shame, all joy!), I can see which products people buy after clicking a link on Offbeat Bride. This is called affiliate tracking and I've written about it a bunch over here on the Offbeat Empire business blog.

Without a doubt, the most popular shoe of all time ever and ever is T.U.K.'s peacock pump. It's aff-$44-able and cute, and while I don't see quite as many peacock-themed weddings as I used to, small peacock details are still making weddings everywhere more beautiful... and these shoes are a great nod.

But what of T.U.K.'s other shoes? Many of them are creepers, which are ideal for our slice of psychobilly readers. Well, for the rest of you, I want to share T.U.K.'s other more formal footwear - pumps and flats that are allllmost as cute as the peacock shoe. (Almost. What could ever be that cute?)